5 Reasons Apple Called the New iPhone the 4s

Everyone was expecting Apple to release the iPhone 5 yesterday, but what they got was something in between called the 4s. Here are my five reasons why Apple chose to call it the 4s:

1. Apple has converted to the metric system
2. They didn’t think they could compete with the recently released Elmo Phone 5
3. Steve Jobs didn’t want the new guy to look too good right out of the gate
4. You only get to use a number once so, make the most of it
5. Wanted to reduce banding costs

What about you? Got any good guesses to add?